Also? I hate that ‘Ralphie’ movie

 

In my fantasy remake of A Christmas Story, Ralphie gets a real gun and kills his stupid family while they’re sleeping.

While we’re on the topic of Christmas movies I avoid…

Besides The Hebrew Hammer, my other “Christmas movie” is Die Hard, which is also one of my “watch it every time it comes on” movies.

Mark Steyn writes:

If you want to see terrorists getting whumped by Americans at holiday time, you have to make do with Alan Rickman.

Is “make do” a euphemism for “sitting on Alan Rickman’s lap while he reads aloud from the Manhattan telephone directory”?

No…? Oh.

PS: Suddenly looking for great deals on new office chairs…?