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The Kansas City Whiners: If Indian team names were accurate

December 16, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

My husband’s post — “Attawapiskat: Accounting is the new smallpox blanket” — got me thinking:

Fitzsimmons and Carolla did an improv bit (24-min. mark) about “If strippers names were accurate” (“And now, welcome to Stage Four… ‘Abandoned’!”)

Indians are always bitching about sports teams with Indian names, which I think we’re all pretty sick of hearing about (except that it temporarily distracts them, and us, from all the other stuff they’re usually bitching about.)

But maybe sports teams should change their names from “Braves” and “Chiefs” and adopt stuff that IS more appropriate for this day and age.

I’ll start them off:

  • The Washington Smugglers
  • The Atlanta Molesters
  • The Cleveland Huffers

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BONUS:

“You have a lot of individuals who say it is bad medicine to speak about the extent of sexual abuse in our communities,” she said.

Cue the strip club DJ… (warning: brief Nickelback)

 

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