Lesbian child abuse as kid’s mom bullies him into confronting Michelle Bachmann in public

Dear gays:

This is why people hate you.

You’re welcome.

PS: I hope this kid grows up to be a serial killer.

PPS: Has anyone else noticed that the quality of writing at Mediaite has dropped off sharply over the last few months?

If they wanna pay me to take over a column, I’d be delighted to help.