5 Feet of Fury

Herman Cain will be on the Howard Stern show tomorrow (Wednesday)

Oh.

Cain no longer has to worry about impressing potential voters, just selling books–and Howard Stern is great at that. He’s also great at drawing out revealing and potentially controversial confessions from his interviewees.

Just ask would-have-been Oscars director Brett Ratner. Or Tony Bennett. Or David Arquette. Or Charlie Sheen.

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This is really just an excuse for me to post a link to “The Howard Stern Show” Porn Parody that you probably shouldn’t watch even though some fans made a version without the sex scenes for some reason.

(Although it is pretty funny when he and Robin “finally” — I have no idea if they have or haven’t during the last 35 years — end up together, and he raises his wine glass and says, “So… how much did you pay for this?”)

Somewhat RELATED:

[Jimmy Fallon] said he was “embarrassed” by what happened, and just wanted all the attention surrounding it to go away. He shared that he had called Bachmann numerous times, finally able to get in touch with her to learn that, actually, she’d had a “kick” on his show, even if she was disappointed by The Roots’ song choice.

Fallon said that The Roots’ Questlove (the drummer and “face” of the band) has even been yelled at by his own mother over the song, and that he also apologized to Bachmann.