Archives for November 2011
‘The piece is about a poverty-stricken woman, and the only way to console her is through boning’
That is not White Guy problem solving. Our pallid wangs only cause trouble. We whip 'em out and it warrants trials, injunctions and search warrants. No, boner-based healing is the … [Read more...]
When I said ‘If life gives you lemons, aim for the head’, I was joking
Up next: Canada contemplates citrus registry. Luftwaffe -- come back, all is forgiven! … [Read more...]
James Lileks utters ‘Ginger or Mary Ann’ heresy
We were just talking about this. Today, Lileks writes: It spawned a few … [Read more...]
This time next week, Mark Steyn will be on his way to Toronto
If I thought Holy Blossom would let us tailgate in the parking lot, I'd say bring (kosher) goodies, but... … [Read more...]
December 8: Pamela Wallin at Toronto’s Albany Club
It's still weird to me that she's "Senator" now... Anyway, register online. … [Read more...]
Kid defends mom with BB gun, has awesome Roy Orbison hairdo
When you play it through your speakers, it’s like a testosterone air freshener
Diet Coke makes you fat, part XVII
‘Sid’s very shart so oi tink he’s a leprechaun’
"Leprechauns cannot be held to normal standards. If dey want to act like nasty little bitches dan dey will. Dere's defferent rules far leprechauns." … [Read more...]
Germany: Catholic bishops finally sell off porn company
So... What will they do with the money...? … [Read more...]
Another day, another comedian in trouble for telling a joke
If a stand up comic tells a "retard" joke, and "retards" are too "retarded" to get offended, does it make any difference...? Compare and [Read more...]