5 Feet of Fury

Dear Luftwaffe: come back! All is forgiven!

Sometimes, “gay” really does mean “retarded.”

England’s new (gay) Speaker of the House unveils (surprisingly tasteless for a gay dude) extremely ugly, literal minded and gay Coat of Arms with — I’m serious — rainbows and pink triangles on it.

Also “four balls” which symbolize “his interest in tennis.”