5 Feet of Fury

Whoever wrote Rick Perry’s latest fundraising email should just keep all the money that comes in

Last night, Rick Perry had a brain freeze when asked which federal departments he would eliminate as president.

After the show, he joked, “I’m glad I had my boots on, cuz I really stepped in it.”

A few hours later, according to a commenter at HotAir, his campaign sent out an email that read in part:

And, if you could, throw in a $5 contribution for every agency you would like to forget. We hope you have a long list. And we promise we will write down every last idea. So we don’t forget.

Still standing in our Boots,

Team Perry

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I’m in awe.

Can we just elect the guy who wrote the email?