5 Feet of Fury

‘We were the guys from Clerks…’

Flash forward a couple of decades, and most of us are now parents.

Occasionally accurate, sometimes wrongheaded apology from a Gen-Xer for helping create today’s “Occupy” generation.

I refuse to take any responsibility for them.

Because I was never “the guys from Clerks” — I hated them and wanted them to die.

I also never told anybody they needed to go to college or sat around playing video games all day or stole music.