5 Feet of Fury

My latest at PJMedia: the week in showbiz b.s.

In which Mike Tyson imitates Herman Cain, Ratner imitates Rizzo — and life imitates The Ring...

Just to review:

Brett Ratner is no longer producing the next Oscar telecast because he:

a) more or less quoted a line from a movie that, er won “Best Picture” in 1970

b) said he’d had Lindsay Lohan checked for STDs before he slept with her

In other words, one of the last men in Hollywood who’s seen a movie older than Star Wars and demonstrates a modicum of common sense is now out of a job.