to ask what this Frankie Cocozza nonsense is about, it emerged last night.
The formerly dead lunatic and actual musician hastily convened a press conference to re-establish exactly what the fuck being in the music industry is meant to involve.
“While I was in Hell yesterday, fornicating with a crackhead goat lizard while having a sabre fight with Oliver Reed, I heard somebody mention a singer had been sacked for wayward behaviour.
“Considering I managed to keep my job in The Who despite being wanted for acts of public indecency with a piece of fruit in thirty-six countries I was naturally intrigued.
“However, on further investigation I am sorely disappointed to say the least.”
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ALSO? This is actually true…
