David Menzies writes: Do Muslim police officers reserve the right not to work with the Canine Unit, given that many Muslims consider dogs “unclean”? Will ham sandwiches be banned … [Read more...]
Archives for October 2011
Not all Philly.com commenters are racist, ‘but most are’
“Calling black people animals, references to monkeys, phrases like ‘welcome to the jungle, baby’ and ‘That’s how it go in da hood’ are all standard comments beneath crime stories on Philly.com when the perp is black.” Philly.com editor Wendy Warren tells Murtha that the anonymous … [Read more...]
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Gandhi. Martin Luther King Jr. Jesus.
OK, I laughed... So. Now we’re left with two solid guys. One offers limitless wine and cool in-laws. The other has a doctorate in philosophy and can dress like a … [Read more...]
‘Want more proof that it’s the Seventies all over again?’
Dave Attell launches ‘Mystery Science Theater’ of porn
Punchline: ...rejoice, fans of Attell! This Thursday marks the beginning of what sounds like the perfect vehicle for his brilliant brand of cringe humor. Dave’s … [Read more...]
Cinema Retro covers ‘Willy Wonka’ 40th anniversary junket. In other news, I am old.
Excellent news: Canadian Supreme Court rules hyperlinks aren’t ‘publications’ and therefore can’t be defamatory
Great ruling for all of us (although I expect an appeal or challenge): Abella notes in her analysis that hyperlinks are essentially references. … [Read more...]
Ezra Levant visits Occupy Toronto. Can you say ‘Gemini Award’? (must see video)
MUST go viral. Part two here. (Yes, there is MORE!) … [Read more...]
Caption contest: ‘What does the fecal strep on Anderson Cooper’s phone have to say?’
Videogum: Oh, Anderson Cooper. What is even UP?! Daytime talk shows are incredible, and Anderson is making sure that it is no … [Read more...]
‘Make Sean Penn cry, Piers, and I’d watch that’
Lynn Crosbie: I understand why stars like Penn and Charlie Sheen are allowed to make idiotic, seditious remarks about their country: They live in a … [Read more...]
If you’re looking for the ‘Think Fast Hippie’ t-shirt I wore on TV last night…
Here you go. Arnie has the hideous video. … [Read more...]
My fellow capitalists: If you laughed at Kelley Lynn’s ‘Occupy Wall Street’ mockery video, then send her money
Arnie showed me this hysterical video the other day and I said, "OpieRadio -- that has to be Opie & Anthony, and some woman they sent to mock the protesters." Sure enough, the woman is a comic named Kelley Lynn, [Read more...]