5 Feet of Fury

As Dr. Drew’s success rate approaches Mengele velocity…

As predicted by Bob Forrest on the last episode of Celebrity Rehab 5, Michael Lohan arrested for… “battering his live-in girlfriend.”

It’s a sad commentary (or is it?) when this guy is one of the most perceptive individuals left in California:

While we’re catching up on people:

What do I keep telling you about co-ed rehab?

Also I’m pretty sure Amy Fisher is back doing porn.

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