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Why should I have to suffer alone? Keanu Reeves pretending to be DeNiro in ‘Taxi Driver’ oh please shoot ME next gaggghh

October 13, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

Harper’s Bazaar gets stoned, has stupid idea, goes for it the next day anyhow:

The guy from the porn parody of Taxi Driver was busy I guess (NSFW).

Thank God Peter Boyle didn’t live to see Ron Jeremy playing “Wizard.”

PS: the filmmakers behind XXX Taxi Driver felt obliged to post this comment on YouTube:

Iris was played as an 18 year old. It would be illegal for us to play her as a 12 year old [as she was in the original 1976 Hollywood film]. This movie was nominated by both AVN and XBIZ for parody of the year. We are not making goofy parodies, like The Flintstones. We are making iconic movies that could have had sex in them but didn’t. It is highly rated and one of the best parodies in years. It is funny that everyone is concerned with Iris being played as a 12 year old. They remade the Brady Bunch, the girls were not 8 years old.

UPDATE — on a similar note, I defy you to tell this from an actual movie, despite especially:

A monkey keeps jumping on his face and at one point he falls into a glacial river…

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