5 Feet of Fury

Journalists: your moral and intellectual superiors! x 2

White reporter surrounded by black guys: “I’m a slavemaster!”

Brian Williams says if developed a “chemical imbalance” and turned gay, he’d want to do Springsteen (inserts football reference to sound more manly, though):

“I’m just saying…if I woke up and had kind of a “Chemical Imbalance” and decided, ‘Let’s try life on the other side of the football field,’ that’s the guy.”