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‘Steve Jobs becomes latest victim of Howard Stern Show Vacation Death Curse’

October 6, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

Indulge me — this is the first laugh I’ve had since last night….

The list of “victims” includes Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, Brittany Murphy, Gary Coleman, Farrah Fawcett, Dennis Hopper and many other actors, politicians and athletes.

Howard Stern ordered an official investigation of the Curse in July 2010, but the results were inconclusive.

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(Stern is a big Apple fan, as is Rush Limbaugh. I’ll be eager to hear Limbaugh’s thoughts at noon today.)

Anyway, I pulled myself together and was just about to turn off my iMac last night, when a client asked me to work Steve Jobs into his Yom Kippur sermon, thereby forcing me to relive the trauma (and charge him extra.)

Then this morning there were photos like this everywhere. I am SO depressed.

 

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