5 Feet of Fury

Agreed: Seth Rogan(‘s stock character) puts the ‘F’ in ‘FMK’ (video)

He’s way too skinny now but I’m pretty sure we could carry on entire conversations using just SCTV catchphrases, so. That would make my life so much more effort-free.

But yeah: do NOT marry him because he will sell all your DVDs for weed. (But only a few at a time, thinking you won’t notice.)