Athol at MarriedManSexLive explains it all for a reader.
However, I lean more towards the reader’s “sex rank” comment — obviously, in real life, few men would brush off Jennifer Aniston.
But I’ve heard enough men call her a “butterface” to know she wouldn’t be their first pick in a perfect world. Certainly not if Jolie is the other option.
In fact, Jolie and Aniston give the lie to the typical response to the “Ginger or Mary-Ann” question. If Athol/the reader are correct, every guy who has dutifully answered “Mary-Ann” for 30 years — “cuz she looks more approachable/less likely to tell me not to mess her hair up/less likely to tell me to **** off” — are full of crap.
Which I always suspected.
Good call on the “clean sheets.” (See “mess up her hair” above, which also applies to the great “Wilma or Betty” conundrum…)
