5 Feet of Fury

‘I lack the sheer class and self-control of, say, a Danny Bonaduce’: my latest Showbiz Assassin column

In which I talk about the fabulous Nick DiPaolo show I caught in NY, how the poster designer for the Straw Dogs remake (and whoever paid him) must be functionally retarded, and recall the excruciating recording process of “He Stopped Loving Her Today” — a three minute song that took 18 months to capture on tape.

Plus other stuff.