They told me if you voted for John McCain, that blacks would riot in the streets — and they were right!

What is it about black people losing their shit just before the fair closes down?

If we’re seriously meant to believe that they compulsively talk during movies because of Birth of a Nation, I demand an equally asinine theory for this well-known phenomenon.

Today’s black-on-white flashmob:

Witnesses told WTMJ-AM (Radio 620) that dozens to hundreds of young blacks were beating white people as they left the fair late Thursday night. Patrice Harris, a Fair spokeswoman, said a police alert she was given indicated four people were hurt.