5 Feet of Fury

WM3 — Paradise Lost 4: The Lawsuit of the Century

Guilty of breathing while goth?

True victims of the “satanic ritual abuse” moral panic?

(I’m looking at you, Mike Huckabee.)

Arkansas: it was nice while it lasted. (OK, not really…)

Sounds like the beginning of the end.

The filmmakers will have to get real jobs now.

In other news: O.J. still walking around free.