5 Feet of Fury

Hey, Bernie Farber: I’ve got a rabbi here you should talk to

One of Bernie Farber’s claims to fame is trying to get the town of Swastika, Ontario go change its name, presumably because its “WELCOME TO SWASTIKA” sign might get possessed by a long-dead-Nazi-demon, use its steel sign posts as legs, and start lurching around the province, just like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters, except stomping on Jews or something whatever don’t ask me.

Bernie Farber needs to talk to this rabbi.