– Do you wake up in a cold sweat at night wondering if some farmer in Estevan, Sask., owns an unregistered rifle?
– Do you routinely mock Christian beliefs as preposterous compared to your religion, which is to worship the Earth Goddess Gaia and her prophet Al Gore?
– Do you switch off the TV in a rage whenever NHL play-off games on CBC interrupt The National?
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