5 Feet of Fury

CBC broadcasts 9/11 Truther doc — twice. Where do I go to get my money back?

Look:

I remember seeing the building manager or whoever the hell that guy was of Building 7 talking to a reporter on TV.

He told the reporter that the fire dept told him that the building was so badly damaged it couldn’t be saved and had to be “pulled down.”

So it got pulled down.

Duh!

Yes, that is so ****ing shocking!

Because when Duke’s Cycle and three other businesses burned up on Queen Street West a few years back, hey, we just left the skeletal structures of the buildings up! (Click “Street View”)

They aren’t a potential hazard or anything, right?!

And they look totally awesome!!

I am 47 years old. All my life, literally, I have been walking past building lots surrounded by hoardings that read PRIESTLY.

Being a Catholic kid, I always thought that was quirky and neat, in a Joycean sort of way.

So who are PRIESTLY?

They’re the frickin’ building demolition people, goddamnit.

Are you retarded?

Even I leave the house once in a while and look around and notice things.

On the topic of building demolition:

“Oh! Oh! The two towers fell just like controlled demolitions of old casinos!!!”

Yeah, imagine that: one bunch of buildings falling down looks AMAZINGLY SIMILAR to a hundred other buildings falling down!

Did you expect them to fall up?? Sideways???

And then we’re told, “Yeah, but Building 7 was where the CIA and those guys were keeping all their top secret documents! They needed to destroy those documents so they pulled the building down.”

Yeah, because what you never ever hear about is an FBI laptop with all kinds of vital intel being left on a park bench!

That’s because giant powerful agencies only keep “secret documents” in ONE handy dandy place so they always know just where it is, right near giant famous buildings in one of the first cities any enemy of America would target for destruction!

I don’t have much faith in the FBI or the CIA, but I’m pretty sure they have off-site storage of copies of their “secret documents.”

And if they don’t, then America is screwed any how, and deserves to be.

Also: you don’t “destroy” “secret” documents if they’re “important.” If they’re that “important,” by definition you can’t continue your “secret” operations without them.

But hey, it’s all a conspiracy! Yes, like the Freemasons who founded the United States and control it to this day!

Know how we know? Wow, those guys were evil geniuses! They hid secret Masonic symbols declaring their control over America and the world, where no one would ever ever ever notice them:

They plastered these “secret” “hidden” symbols all over the trillions of U.S. dollar bills that millions of people look at and handle every single frickin’ day!!!

Holy hell.

God I hate these people and want them to die a horrible death so bad I can’t even talk about it.