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Harvard sends out press release about a 1% change in something that no one can objectively measure

June 30, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

No, not “global warming” this time (for once.)

Today’s lede?

A new Harvard University study finds that July 4th parades energize only Republicans, turn kids into Republicans, and help to boost the GOP turnout of adults on Election Day.

The actual findings?

The three key findings of those attending July 4th celebrations:

* When done before the age of 18, it increases the likelihood of a youth identifying as a Republican by at least 2 percent.
* It raises the likelihood that parade watchers will vote for a Republican candidate by 4 percent.
* It boosts the likelihood a reveler will vote by about 1 percent and increases the chances they’ll make a political contribution by 3 percent.

PLUS:

Finally, the report suggests that if people are looking for a super-patriotic July 4th, though should head to Republican towns. “Republican adults celebrate Fourth of July more intensively in the first place.”

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I know: I’m an idiot because I didn’t go to university. So I have to ask:

What does that MEAN?

How is “more intensively” measured?

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