5 Feet of Fury

John Lennon was a closet Republican, says his last assistant

Alas, the key word is “closet.”

His song “Imagine,” with its brain dead idealism, along with his “political” pronouncements and publicity stunts — not to his being a poster boy for recreational drug use — has harmed three generations of dupes.

If true, this revelation doesn’t bring millions of abandoned dead Cambodians (and countless overdosed hippies) back to life.

It simply shows that John Lennon was a coward and a wimp.

And yes, that worst of all liberal things, a “hypocrite.”

How could he possibly be afraid of how people would react? He was John ****ing Lennon!