5 Feet of Fury

‘Outside of Manhattan, ‘vegetarian food’ is widely available at things called ‘supermarkets.’

Ed Driscoll has a knack for remembering things I’ve forgotten I’ve written.

As you can guess, he’s having fun with the latest “What liberal media?” boner:

“If it’s Kansas, Missouri, no big deal. You know, that’s the dance of the low-sloping foreheads. The middle places, right? …Did I just say that aloud?”

Yes, yes you did — and it’s not the first time you’ve used that riff, either. If a quote falls on Friday night at 10:00 PM on HBO, no one will hear it, but fortunately, this one has been captured in handy embeddable video form.

The New York Times’ David Carr drops the mask, and lives out artist Saul Steinberg’s classic 1976 “View of the World from 9th Avenue” New Yorker cover.

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PS: the New York Times will close its doors within the next 5 to 10 years.