There is no male equivalent of this phenomenon

I am always bitching that most women are wearing the wrong size bra.

I won a $50 gift certificate to Her’s Lingerie on Bloor West at a silent auction last month, and it was just about to expire, so I went over there yesterday.

The salesgirl took one look at me and shook her head.

I walked out with one of their comfy “house brand” bras, and now have to replace all my 36Bs with 34Cs.

This means that as of now, my boobs are both bigger AND smaller than I thought they were when I woke up yesterday morning.

Sheesh.