5 Feet of Fury

Today in ‘Stand Up Comedians Bullied By Whiny Gays’ — now with added Mexicans!

Dear gays: this is why people don’t like you.

You’re welcome.

Isn’t it Pride next weekend? Shouldn’t you people be busy buying up all the pantyhose in the general vicinity and stocking up on appletini fixings?

Poor SHECKY magazine — they never expected they’d be the reluctant clearing house for this b.s. (and my nasty post titles):

First they provide the first hand account from the comic involved:

Howie and I walked out and found an irate gay/Mexican guy… He was very upset and yelling that he was going to call G.L.A.A.D. and, after what happened with Tracey Morgan, he would get Bobby fired.

Then, another woman came out. She’s angry about the show, but says to the first guy, “I’m not sure I approve of what you did in there [apparently he got on stage and went into a tirade], but I’m from San Francisco and we don’t condone gay bashing”.

Then SHECKY comments:

You can tell where this is going. Slayton is “pulled from the remainder of the shows,” and according to the post’s headline, “suspended with pay.” McCue is bumped up to headliner.

PS: dear Louis C.K. — you’re not helping with your urban legends about the word “faggot.”

(WARNING: totally beyond belief language alert – watch at own risk.)

Another reason not to take his “political views” seriously (if you can call “Sarah Palin should have aborted her retarded baby” a “political view.”

Can’t somebody just give Nick DiPaolo his own show or something?