‘…that one day all the little black children and all the little white children… Aw, **** it’

“I have a dream of O.J. Simpson confessing to me”: Oprah Winfrey.

And looks like it might happen.

He’s now claiming self-defense.

Everybody knows O.J. Simpson is a moron, right? I mean, literally?

So you can’t say he didn’t get a “jury of his peers.”

Besides the obvious, er, similarities, they were also so stupid they couldn’t even spell “DNA”, let alone understand it:

Is there anyone except the 12 morons who were on the original jury that is surprised by this revelation? Speaking of which, can someone please track down those idiots and ask them how they could be so stupid and still be ambulatory.

I mean, really. People who couldn’t add up the evidence in this case should not be allowed to drive a car. Or own a lawnmower. Too much risk of them hurting themselves or others.