Fair, balanced and uncut? Hustler parodies Fox News, includes ‘Ann Coulter’ and ‘Glenn Beck’ characters

XBiz.com:

In the parody, Alec Knight plays the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, who represents the 8th Congressional District of Ohio. His political awareness is elevated when he’s caught acting as a peeping tom in his local tanning salon.

“Oh Jesus, I’m ruined,” said Knight as his role of John.

“No, you’re not ruined,” said Nicole Aniston, who plays the woman he’s spying on. “I’m a Republican.”

“We all had some pretty amazing one-liners,” said [porn actress, not Hollywood’s] Darryl Hanah, who plays the role of the ultra conservative female author, who is also the legal correspondent for Human Events [Me: clearly based on Ann Coulter]. “My role was to play one of the regular guests on the news broadcast, but Tom Byron was the best. He played Glenn, and was absolutely hilarious [Me: Having seen the trailer, I must admit he has some of Beck’s mannerisms down cold]. He took his role as an anti-sex/anti-masturbation activist quite seriously. The end of the film finds him locked up in a padded room in nothing but his underwear and a straight jacket. I bet a lot of left-wing democrats [sic] have that same fantasy.”

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And as a matter of fact, some say there is “a connection between sexual depravity and terrorism,” so…

Yep, there’s a trailer; the link to it is in the original XBiz story. Watch at your own risk obviously.

PS: there’s a Not the Howard Stern Show porn parody out there, too. Hopefully, there’s no ‘Artie Lang.’ I can’t actually tell the difference between the parody and the real thing. But yeah, Howard and Robin finally end up doing it, slashfic fanboys.

(I’m assuming they never have in real life, but am willing to stand corrected.)