5 Feet of Fury

Affirmative action President explains productivity: ATMs took jobs away from bank tellers

Know what else?

Desktop computers made secretaries obsolete.

And I for one am damn sick of tripping over those thousands of women in cheap pantyhose who are littering the streets, begging for spare change.

Not to mention all those free computers falling out of the sky, preprogrammed by Keebler Elves on Mars. Jezuz.