I totally thought this was blood splatter June 14, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle Kinda disappointed, frankly. More from my siteEverything you’ve heard is true: Zach Paikin really is a dickheadScrew ‘A Christmas Story’ — ‘I, Libertine’ was Jean Shepherd’s greatest creationJames Altucher and Biz Markie: So chess is ‘racist’ now or…?Wanna know what I’M gonna “buy myself”? Hint: Not a frickin’ “hat”…