5 Feet of Fury

The new Canada: brown dancers have more rights than white hockey players (and hotel owners)

Of course, because everything they say is based upon Liberal Decoder Ring reasoning, the Human Rights Commission’s public-consumption explanation for their decision is the exact opposite of the truth:

You see: Hockey players do not “come from anywhere.”

They are overwhelmingly WHITE.

THAT’S why hotels have the HRC’s blessing to “discriminate” against them, i.e., bar them from using their property, which, by the way, is an authentic “right” and not a fake one and therefore one that should be protected, not undermined. (PS: we DON’T have Charter protected private property rights in Canada…)

BUT you can only excercise that right if the would-be customers in question are white, and not brown.

Got it now?

Jezuz, people. Try to keep up!

RELATED — so, will women be organizing sit-ins at this gay bar? Ha!