5 Feet of Fury

Today in self-stereotyping: it’s a toss up (UPDATE: we have a winner!)

Afternoon UPDATE — a tweeter sends in this winning example. (Leave it to Canada to have Katrina/Superdome stories that are actually true!)

Saskatoon police made more than a dozen arrests Thursday night at the Henk Ruys Soccer Centre, where hundreds of evacuees from Wollaston Lake are temporarily staying.

The arrests were mainly related to intoxication and nuisance (…)

“It’s one of those situations where you have people that are unsettled and uncomfortable with the living arrangements made for them. Then you start mixing alcohol.”

The soccer centre has become home to around 675 evacuees from the northern communities of Wollaston Lake and Hatchet Lake First Nation, which is threatened by a wild fire.

 

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I’m torn between this:

My name is Jordana , 19, Native American, and live in Vancouver, BC.

This is my body after 10 months of drinking loads of beer and not exercising.

And this: