5 Feet of Fury

‘He isn’t sure how he could be a ‘white supremacist’ because he’s not white’

Oh, don’t worry, son:

Some well paid public employee of the state of California will be delighted to explain it to you!

Several high school seniors wore white t shirts to their class’s group picture last Wednesday and were suspended for doing so.  The reason:  the school administrators suspect that white t shirts are a sign of “white supremacists.”

This was a surprise to student David Mine, who is Asian.

(It would also surprise Marlon Brando, James Dean and Clark Gable, had they the distinct misfortune of still being alive today. Somebody round up the Fonz! It’s the Deadly White Cotton T-Shirts of DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!)

And hey, what did I tell you?

The school principal, Ken Lawrence-Emanuel explained the school’s position:

Safety is always first at Soquel High.”

Not education. Not common sense.

And that right there’s yer problem.