5 Feet of Fury

News flash: Nobody uses condoms. Period.

From the beginning of all the AIDS b.s. until now, no one I know has ever actually used a condom.

Schools and gay pride parades and walk-in clinics give them away (preferably the candy coloured type) in the same way that people give out candies that nobody really eats on Halloween. It’s just a thing people do now without even really realizing why. Pretty typical of every other State/Elite/Establishment rule.

A box of condoms by your bed says, “If you can see these, chances are really good we’re having sex pretty soon.”

Then nobody uses them because they’re slimy and fall off or won’t go on to begin with and ruin everything.