5 Feet of Fury

Finally: women, please stop pretending you like men’s butts

Thank God someone has finally said it:

Please stop pretending you are as horny as us by saying things like you enjoy staring at the players’ buns during the Super Bowl. We like ass because we’re going to do something with it. We’re going to eat it. What are you going to do with a man’s ass—caress it? Clean it? Iron his work shirts on it? Yeah, right.