5 Feet of Fury

Brian Lilley tries to discuss illegal immigration with one of the hookers from ‘Foxy Brown’ apparently (video)

Poor Brian vs. affirmative action thingie whose been trained to say a lot of real big words by her old white professors.

Somebody please send a (heavily disguised) bottle of scotch to Brian Lilley c/o the Ottawa studio of Sun News:

Sun Media‎
705-150 Wellington St
Ottawa, ON K1P 5A4, Canada
(613) 232-6078

(Pssst: Brian — next time, strong pimp hand, dude. Pimp hand…)

UPDATE: Michael Coren’s (suspiciously accurate) parody calls for renewal of turtle pride!