5 Feet of Fury

Anderson Cooper, Gawker, HuffPo and Christopher Buckley are obviously totally racist!

Clearly this woman just thought she was in a movie theatre

She’s Rosa Parks, but in reverse and upside down, like!

Reverend Al is working on his Brotherhood of Sleeping Car Porter references as I write this!!

Everything is a metaphor for everything else!!!

You think I’m kidding.

(PS: you haven’t lived until you’ve tried to watch Ed Wood in a movie theater with three black people behind you yelling, “What the **** is that faggot WEARING??”)