5 Feet of Fury

Kevin Smith finally admits what I’ve been saying for years: he’s a no-talent douche — and now, a lazy, pothead quitter

As the loyal 5FF reader who sent me the link put it:

In the May Issue of Rolling Stone Magazine, Kevin Smith pretty much admits he’s a no talent hack who can’t act. direct or write and he’s quitting because people are mean to him. His plans for the future are to become an even bigger pothead loser who blabs about fucking his wife in the ass on the internet as a career. I thought you’d enjoy the delicious read between the lines admittance of no talent hackery on Smith’s part.

PS The difference between Smith and Carolla is Carolla engages other people on his podcast and has throughout his career, and Smith’s entire oeuvre has been one long exercise in mental masturbation