5 Feet of Fury

See, that right there’s yer problem…

Experts!

“I mean, sex is a leisure activity after all.”

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Er, no.

Sex is not an amoral, consequence-free recreational pastime, like riding a rollercoaster.

Note: That “expert’s” observation is the very last line of the news story.

In a sane world, it would have been the lede.