I know at least one of my readers must know who wrote this speech. Tell them someone said it was good. Like all effective speeches, it was written to be spoken. I'm sure it looks as corny on the page as the lyrics to many beloved songs do. I'm so glad everyone with sign-off power either … [Read more...]
Archives for April 2011
This is who showed up for a Wikipedia Editors’ Meet Up. Any more questions?
Sorry, you still rely on Wikipedia because? Hilariously, this means that -- after 30 years spent diligently stripping any trace of "dead white males" out of higher education -- 90% of the papers … [Read more...]
Shirley Q. Liquor on ‘African-Americanism’: ‘Dem people over dur lives in mud huts’
"We the lucky ones. We got the hell OUTTA Africa!" Life not so bad after all... … [Read more...]
‘Next time round they’ll be hinting he dated Kathy Shaidle in high school’
Mark Steyn wins imaginary "Line of the Day" Award in this coda to this morning's five-alarm piece at Steynposts: As an example of that last point, consider this headline from the "progressives" at Now … [Read more...]
#2: Avoid British People — Rick McGinnis’s Guide to Avoiding the Royal Wedding
Rick McGinnis writes: Most women won’t admit it, but it’s likely that some of their Royal Wedding mania is a sham, which shouldn’t be surprising from people who can fake orgasms. … [Read more...]
‘I’m not gonna sleep with one more guy until I’m sure he’s the one’
Time tested wisdom from about 5000 years ago? No, you idiot! It's the crazy premise of the latest wacky, absurd summer rom com!! … [Read more...]
French designers ripped, ‘burned’ American flag tank top sells out at $1515 each
MSNBC: The trashed tank, from French design house Balmain, is besieged with holes that look like cigarette burns and is held together at its open sides with safety pins. The item has been so … [Read more...]
Judith Leiber is the greatest woman who ever lived
We’re gonna need a new name for ‘awesome’: turns out pro-gay marriage Prop 8 judge is… gay (shocka!)
And you can see this guy is a total genius, too, just by looking at him
When Bernie Farber and the other Official Jews warn us that, pace Rwanda, the radio is a dangerous weapon of violence and mayhem -- holy crap, who knew?! (Although maybe these magical invisible radio death rays only … [Read more...]
Sign of the apocalypse: Canadian MSM outlet asked me to write something — then printed it
UPDATE: behold the power of the mainstream media! As of 1:30 PM ET, Canada.com has sent a grand total of... 36 58 readers to this blog, via my link at the bottom of the article. I guarantee you that my link, and Mark Steyn's link, to that article has sent at least 20 times that many readers … [Read more...]
Don’t be so smug, America. You’re screwed too.
The next commenter at NRO or Hot Air who writes, "Thank God WE have a First Amendment" will be taken out and shot... The Terry Jones conviction: juror admits they found him guilty because they were afraid of a violent Muslim backlash if they didn't ([Read more...]