5 Feet of Fury

‘I don’t have to look at [my Wikipedia page], because I talk to A-holes like you…’

and they just point stuff out to me all of the time.

Adam Carolla talks to the AV Club:

I don’t worry about what I say. I’ve gotten into trouble for what I say in the past, but I never worry about it. I know there are a lot of pussy troublemakers out there who try to bend everything and twist everything and turn people into a homophobe or a bigot or a misogynist, and really, I don’t give a shit. I’m a good person. I’d never hurt another person. I’m a family guy, I have kids, and am married.

Old-style bigots gotta be laughing their asses off at comedians being called bigots when they never do anything. Like Sarah Silverman can tell a couple of Asian jokes, and all of a sudden she’s racist? Yeah, this 110-pound Jewish chick who hangs out on the West Side with her gay friends and never hurts a human being? Shit, that’s today’s version of a racist? What is she doing? Getting a rally going? Burning a cross? Firebombing a synagogue or a black church? That’s so insane. I don’t have time for it. It’s one thing if you’re a politician or in the church. But really, comedians? It’s a weird thing isn’t it?