5 Feet of Fury

‘Dean Wormer tried it, and look how that turned out’

I can’t believe I didn’t think of that first, dammit.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to just stop encouraging women to go to college? What do most of them learn there? Nonsense. Junk science, dubious “sociology,” politically correct inaccurate history.

Why do you need a B.A. to be a bank teller or push little pieces of paper from cubicle to cubicle between office birthday parties?