• About Kathy Shaidle
  • Kathy Shaidle: Privacy policy

5 Feet of Fury

Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

‘Canadian ad says women are like used cars’

April 11, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

There seems to be some (yawn) controversy over this ad, even though many men worth marrying would (if you got them drunk enough to admit it) prefer to marry a virgin.

And many women wish they’d waited for Mr. Worth.

But if wishes were virgins…

Ladies, there is no easy solution to this problem. The pussy is out of the bag. So here is my simple formula for improved success, which is simply Helen Gurley Brown’s old advice but adjusted for inflation:

1. Add up the number in your head

2. Divide it by 2.

3. Got it? Now just say “5.”

In 2011, five is a perfectly “respectable” number from whatever end of the telescope you are looking through. Too low to be “hot crazy bitch who will wreck my stereo while I’m at work one day” but too high to be “clingy, tearful, soon-to-be-very-fat neurotic.”

More from my site

  • David Suzuki: ‘ninth level maggot’David Suzuki: ‘ninth level maggot’
  • Ezra Levant: Canada’s censor in chief ‘is a damned liar’Ezra Levant: Canada’s censor in chief ‘is a damned liar’
  • ‘It wasn’t hard to figure out the other reason the role always went to me.’
  • ‘The Cost of Date Night (And the Morning After)’‘The Cost of Date Night (And the Morning After)’

Filed Under: conservative blog

« Learning that Courtney Love and I wear the same size makes me feel better about myself
Am I the only one surprised that more black kids aren’t named “Dee-En-Ay” — especially after OJ? »

Archives

Copyright © 2026 · Magazine Pro Theme On Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in