5 Feet of Fury

Finally: Nick DiPaolo’s TV special debuts April 30

We don’t get Showtime up here, but it’ll be available on iTunes and Amazon May 2:

The special features Di Paolo pulling no punches when it comes to telling us how he feels about aging, marriage, and politics. He believes Obama’s E-Health care will fail because old people and computers don’t mix (his parents just figured out the remote to their TV so he doesn’t see them skype-ing their proctologist).

Whether it’s Obama, Bush, Rosie O’Donnell, Larry King or even his wife at the receiving end of his hay-makers, no one including Di Paolo gets out of the ring unscathed.

Official trailer to follow next week.

For now: