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‘I didn’t expect a woman’s guide to oral sex to be 176 pages long’

April 1, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

Cracked.com:

  • Did you know that doctors have a real name for the area under your balls? Perineum. That sounds like something you would detect right before you evacuate an office building.
  • I don’t think you really need to tell a person to breathe through his or her nose while there’s a dick in their mouth. Phil Collins has been singing about that for decades.
  • If you like smudgy sketches done by Kim Cattrall’s gynecologist, this book is a lot like finding a magical box of wishes.
  • Satisfaction has everything you would want in a book about female orgasms: one page on “Thornton, Billy Bob” and four on “teeth.”

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