5 Feet of Fury

John Hawkins! I’m surprised at you…

I’m gonna assume he recommended this story at his Linkiest site — Guyism’s “7 Signs the Woman in Your Life is Certifiably Crazy” — based on the title and not the content, which includes…

If she occasionally goes to the range and pops off a few rounds this is a scary thing.

Look: don’t make me kill you, and I won’t!