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That ‘world penis size map’ is a joke

March 20, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

There is no way the average Canadian penis size is larger than the average American’s.

America has more black guys AND more Mexicans (and the map’s saying Mexican guys are well hung, which is news to me. And by “news” I mean, just based on rumors and gossip. Which is where I get most of my information on this topic. Sweetie. Also? Ick.)

Anyway, based on the map’s own calculus, the Canada/US results should be reversed.

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