5 Feet of Fury

Gilbert Gotfried loses Aflac Duck job after ‘insensitive’ Japanese tsunami tweets

A crappy way to go, cuz they weren’t even that funny. He’s usually way funnier than that. And more offensive.

In fact, Gilbert Gotfried told one of my favorite jokes, on the Comedy Central David Hasselhoff roast:

“David Hasselhoff claims he’s sold millions of records in Germany. But like most big numbers coming out of Germany, that one is almost certainly an exaggeration, if not an outright hoax.”